Oh Glorious Commode

Port o Potty, your days are numbered.  You've provided for us well for over 18 months - serving up cold hineys in the winter and pungent odors in the summer heat.  You've been steadfast and a constant since the rebuilding phase of this project, meeting our needs, basic as they are.  I may miss you when you are gone.  I'm guessing the neighbors won't.

You've been overthrown (over-throne?).  And, when I take in the gleaming white porcelain of this glorious new commode, there really is no contest.  A real and satisfying full-fledged flush.  Ahhh.  An always clean and super sanitary sitting spot.  Ahhh.  No flies or mosquitoes buzzing around while trying to conduct business.  Ahhh.  Climate controlled surroundings in which to drop one's drawers.  Double Ahhh.  It really cannot be beat.  This was a milestone unlike any other in the project.

I am worshiping at your throne.

Or should I say thrones:

One upstairs, one downstairs, and two yet to be installed.  Life is good.